jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
how do you play pong handcuffed?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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