i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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