will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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