I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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