nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He better not be in your backpack
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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