Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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