we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
