He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
where am i from again
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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