I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Enjoy the penises
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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