In the future we'll all be gay
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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