Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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