Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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