He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
