dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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