girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
