if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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