I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
sick fucks of a feather flock together
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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