Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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