Is it normal to miss your booty call?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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