hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
