i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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