I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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