I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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