I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
where does the pee come out of this thing
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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