i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize
