just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
soo... how was my night?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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