I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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