I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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