and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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