I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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