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(507): View more from Minnesota

I want your puppy

(507): View more from Minnesota

I meant pussy

(612): View more from Minnesota

I would rather you take my puppy

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(585): View more from New York

we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.

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(330): View more from Ohio

98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk

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(518): View more from New York

Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different

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(972): View more from Texas

I woke up wearing mittens dude

(864): View more from South Carolina

I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.

(864): View more from South Carolina

checkmate.

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