But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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