Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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