I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
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Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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