You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
a search helicopter?!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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