Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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