And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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