That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Im part way to drunk.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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