But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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