your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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