Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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