When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I wish i was in the wii world.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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