marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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