The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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