Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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