return my video game
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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