So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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