My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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