i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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