I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
please don't ironically join a cult
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