I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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