You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My hand turned me down
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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