But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Plan B is the new Plan A
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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